Welcome to Windows 97

Welcome

isoc — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:35:30 GMT

Welcome

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The 5th Anuall Windows 97 Celebration

isoc — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:42:20 GMT

Happy Birthday Windows 97 is 7 years old

Welcome Back

isoc — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:10:30 GMT

Were coming back from the 2010 olympic games
A TV Stations has launched for these satellites
Nilesat 101/102/103/201/203
11,875 V
Arabsat 2B and Badr
12,269 V
Hot bird 8
10,875 H
Nilesat homepage
Arabsat Homepage
http://www.windows97tv.com/
TV Station Lanced on March 2009 (Last Year)

Or watch it on

Ontario/NB/St. John's - Channel 224, Other NFLD 114

Channel 503

Channel 52

Channel 169

Channel 214

Classic Channel 541/Advanced Channel 155

Contact Shaw for channel listings in your area

TBD

Channel 199

Every day at 7:30 ET
For USA Contact your service provider
keep Up Because we won in 2006/2007/2008/2009

Haiti Earth Quake

isoc — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 14:46:52 GMT

Earth Quake

A major earthquake has devestated Haiti, and in particular its capital Port-au-Prince.

Windows97 recommends these charitable relief organizations, all of which have significant personnel and resources deployed in Haiti, and 4 out of 4 stars from Charity Navigator:

Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières) - 900 relief personnel in Haiti

Oxfam America - 200 relief personnel in Haiti

Save the Children - 200 relief personnel in Haiti

Partners in Health - 150 physicians; intact medical center in Haiti

CARE - 100 relief personnel in Haiti

UNICEF USA - 75 relief personnel in Haiti

Google News feed for Haiti Earthquake

Haiti entry from Wikipedia

A divided island: the forces working against Haiti - Jared Diamond, writing for UK Guardian

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

isoc — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:02:52 GMT

WISHING YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH
WINDOWS 97 UPDATES
OUR BLOG WILL BE BACK FEBRUARY 26th 2010
SEASON 1 IS ALL READY OVER

Thanks,
Windows 97 Team

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

isoc — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:02:50 GMT

WISHING YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH
WINDOWS 97 UPDATES
OUR BLOG WILL BE BACK FEBRUARY 26th 2010
SEASON 1 IS ALL READY OVER

Thanks,
Windows 97 Team

Longhorn

isoc — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:00:19 GMT

"Somebody set up us the UAC.”

~ CATS on Windows Vista

"All your RAM are belong to us.”

~ CATS on Windows Vista

"This looks awfully familiar”

~ Steve Jobs on Windows Vista

"The "Why is this slow?" starts now”

~ Bill Gates on Windows Vista

"This is Windows Vista, attempting to initiate phase 1 of bugging the shit out of you, cancel or allow?”

~ Windows Vista on Windows Vista

"Oh, where do I now get my windows cleaned?”

~ Homer Simpson on Win-D'ohs Vista

"Error 123: User attempted to press button while I was doing something. I will shut down now.”

~ Windows Vista on User

"Of all the 15 billion or so lines of code in Windows Vista, only 5 of them work like they're supposed to.”

~ User on Windows Vista

"Error. Something has worked.”

~ Windows Vista on Itself

"Holy shit! It took 5 years to develop Microsoft Windows Mistake Edition R2.”

~ Angry User on Microsoft Retards

Vista's promotional materials emphasize that the latest version of Microsoft's operating system is designed to further enhance the Windows experience.

Windows Vista (pronounced `viz-ter; from Arabic wusta "middle finger") or Windows Mac OS Xgl also known as Windows iStole is the successor to Windows XP and has nothing at all to do with a mac or any of the features on the mac whatsoever. The vista is the brand new windows and totally separate from a mac with vista. The name may also be an acronym for "Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans and Adware". It has been in development since the introduction of Windows 95 in 1895, and is expected for release in a future odd-numbered year. Well, not really. It appeared 30 minutes after the developers got the idea about it in a hacker website. You can download it by clicking here. Similar to the Home and Professional versions of Windows XP, Vista will ship in over sixty different versions, including AIDS, Confident, Clear, Connected, Connected XL, Connected Ultimate, Ultimate XL, Ultimate Ultimate, Ultimate Squared, and 2 to the power of Ultimate, and I Can't Believe It's Not Ultimate! expected to retail between $99 and $29990 (plus on-road costs). Vista should not be confused with Windows Longhorn, the codename for Macintosh OS 10.4 "Tiger", released in April 2005.

When using Vista, never, NEVER, push the Escape button. That was one crazy day...

It is believed that this will be the last version of Windows, hence the name Windows Hasta la "Vista".

Bill Gates has strongly stated that it was never named "Windows Longwait" by the development team. "It was", he said, "Always and definitely 'Windows Longwait', I mean, 'Windows LongHORN'."

An average Vista setup. (Note the high-tech appearance)

Installation of Windows Vista. (Note the high-tech ASCII Art Windows Vista logo) (Wow, Windows DOS Aero!)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Vista_(Communist_article)

Blog

isoc — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:40:09 GMT

Our blogspot will be coming Febuary 26th 2010

Windows XP FAQ of the Day

isoc — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:20:01 GMT

Windows XP is Microsoft's newest desktop operating system for both consumers and businesses. Over the past few years, Microsoft has been building and supporting two completely separate versions of Windows. Windows 95/98/Me was designed for consumers with an emphasis on ease of use, compatibility, and multimedia capabilities. At the same time, Microsoft created Windows NT for businesses who need security, and reliability. (NT version 5.0 is now called Windows 2000). The Win9x and WinNT versions of Windows may look the same, but they have a very different code base, and don't use the same drivers. Windows XP builds on the stability and strength of the Windows NT/2000 Operating System, while incorporating the usability of Windows 95/98. Although Microsoft has referred to Windows XP as a merging of the code base between Windows 95/98 and Windows NT/2000, it has a lot more in common with Windows 2000 (NT 5.0) and is sometimes referred to as NT 5.1

Hlloween

isoc — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:35:24 GMT

Wishing a happyh Halloween with